doppelgender:

the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing

bitcorn:

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

tatted-clifford:

"Talk dirty to me"

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landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

theunbreakablev0w:

fake-n-bake:

I don’t need to go to college I can learn anything I want through youtube tutorials 

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ectolime:

clay-phoenix:

leo-arcana:

lil-weezing:

ask-flameprince:

ask-alex-the-vampire-princess:

arthur-christmas-claus:

auspisstice:

ferlmao:

himapapaftw:

blackmormon:

i think Paulina from danny phantom is the older Trixie tang

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I wouldn’t be surprised

Woah woah woah, that means

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whA T

HEADCANON ACCEPTED

Can we please not forget about this? 

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Wait then what if

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i cannot accept this

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WHAT THE FRICK IS GOING ON

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friends forever

stability:

*wishes i was a part of your internet gang*

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tsarbucks:

tehlofflies:

tsarbucks:

you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like 

"heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell"

how do you know hell has wifi

satan owes me several favors

candycrushruinedmylife:

i’m scared to have kids like what if they’re not punk rock?????????????

carriesfirstperiod:

going back to school after break like

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cokeflow:

my middle name is actually $