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austin:

"what do you wanna be when you grow up?"

rich

if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

cumber-bitches:

"NO MUM GET OUT MY ROOM. NO. I KNOW THAT BOTTLE IS EMPTY. YES I KNOW. NOOO! PUT IT DOWN. PUT. IT. DOWN. I LIKE THAT BOTTLE THERE. I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S EMPTY. LEAVE MY ROOM PLEASE. NO STOP TOUCHING STUFF. OH MY GOD JUST LEEEAVVVVEEEEE."

theblueboxiscoming:

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

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spiderman dances to the beat

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ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

santas-sex-slave:

Getting a sleeve done 

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sadstagram:

which is messier my life or my hair

h0ckeymom:

i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor

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do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how

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